They’re shiny, they’re versatile, they look like the most gorgeous glass of cabernet, and they’re never going to go out of style. Plus they’re sneakers, so they probably won’t make your feet hurt while they’re making you look kick-ass. Lafayette 148 Namaro patent leather sneakers, as-new (worn once, if at all). Deep blood red, no signs of wear. Women’s size 7.5. You already look sharp, these’ll just push you over the edge to unforgettable.