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"English, mothahf**kah. Do you speak it?"* ๐
You can blame this snarky editorial post on @pinkcloudtracy, who told me my posts reminded her of that quintessential tee, "Watch out or you'll end up in my novel." ๐๐๐ But izz all gut. As Teddy Roosevelt might put it, I carry a big stick with students, but only speak quietly with friends.
If you suffer from my malady and like to LYFAO, check out the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves. It's on Amazon.
*Pulp Fiction. Actual demotivational poster! ๐
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singaporejones
@pinkcloudtracy ๐๐๐๐๐
Oct 07Reply
singaporejones
@pinkcloudtracy ๐๐๐ Though I think I could get past the your/you're thing with a boytoy likey hers. ๐ Ida give it mah best shot!
Oct 08Reply
thewifeysthings
@singaporejones LMAO!!! I had to drop by your closet cause of some comments you made & you didn't disappoint!!! ๐ ๐๐
Oct 10Reply
singaporejones
@thewifeysthings AAAAGH YOUR EVIL PLAN WORKED i found things i likey in yer closet. ๐ง I'm sooooo easy. No, no, clothes! Boys, bah humbug! ๐๐
Oct 10Reply
mamaseed
"Eats, Shoots and Leaves" is a great book! I'm planning to buy ones his holiday season as a gift for a fellow Stickler! Cheers! ๐๐
Oct 13Reply
mamaseed
Apparently I wasn't enough of a stickler with my typing in my other message! ๐
Oct 13Reply
singaporejones
@mamaseed Todo es bueno! ๐ I'm starting to drop I's to i's because i (see?) get tired of correcting my keyboard! It's insidious, I tell you! Speed versus accuracy in posts. I'm just glad Swype exists or I'd get no sleep and have carpal tunnel in my fingers.
Oct 13Reply
ejeveryday
This is my Cup O tea!
Oct 15Reply
bthereasap
This is hysterical!
Nov 23Reply
wawamama
Excellent. ๐ Top drawer.
Dec 11Reply
hobbswife
@singaporejones Buahahahaaaa!! Oh. My. Word. YES. Just yes. ๐
Jan 18Reply
singaporejones
@wawamama @hobbswife ๐๐๐
Jan 19Reply
hobbswife
@singaporejones Also love all of the "sequenced" dresses and cute "sandles". And let's not forget the sexy high "hills". Sometimes they are even genuine "swade".
Jan 19Reply
singaporejones
OH GODS, "sequence" dresses make me groan every time! ๐ฃ๐ Have seen all the others too, plus "burgandy," "lavendar," and even "neckless," which is sort of a horrible unintentional pun. I get those issues when someone clearly isn't a native English speaker, but.... ๐ง The worst, though, are ones like "whats ur lowest," to which I always want to say, "$20 higher just for u b/c grammar errors r $5 each". ๐
Jan 19Reply
dancingbee05
Priceless ๐๐
Jan 21Reply
goodgaudy
I'm guilty, but I have good taste. Lol
Jan 25Reply
sejoursouvenir
Ahahaha! this reminded me of me of my mom! My brother calls her the grammar Nazi! lol she reads through community circulars and finds all the errors lol, but lagit she's the one I can call when I have any questions ๐๐๐
Mar 19Reply
singaporejones
@livefree24 ๐ We'd get along! I'm an editor, so, yeah, total Nazi on such things. Mom is just as bad. We can't read the local paper without getting pissed off about all the errors, between our training in both journalism and English usage. You can practically see it coming, the screw-ups, and it's like watching a campy horror movie: the kids are about to go in the woods, and you're just thinking, "No, don't, don't be idiots, don't.... Crap, you went there." Sigh. ๐๐
Mar 19Reply
sejoursouvenir
@singaporejones ๐hahha ur funny! I definitely have an affinity (or is that infinity? Lol!) for the English language as I love writing and have a knack for grammar (I guess the gene did pass along somewhat) but still I guess I'm not as advanced as the upper echelons of the grammar society haha ๐
Mar 19Reply
singaporejones
@livefree24 Hehe you're fine! ๐ I mean, you used "echelon" ๐๐๐ The local paper would think that was some kinda sports competition.... ๐
Mar 19Reply
gloriahutson88
Hahahahaha ๐๐๐๐ I just snort laughed and I'm getting weird looks now hahaha
Apr 09Reply
medicbarbie1
Oooooh. Sweet baby jesus someone is as literary and as humorous as I am! LOL ๐๐๐ผ๐ฏ
Apr 11Reply
poppypetalsbtq
You're hilarious ๐คฃmy favorite listing this week!!๐๐ผ๐คฃ๐
Oct 13Reply
hvandyne
Hey girl - just checking in on you to see how you're doing! :) Hope you have a great weekend!
Jan 26Reply
dreamsintexas
Punctuation is definitely not my forte.
Jan 31Reply
whimsicalwildfl
Bahahaha! ๐คฃ Nice to know I'm not the only one feels this way!
May 06Reply
mswhite56
@singaporejones Yes! Yes! Yes!
Mar 16Reply
singaporejones
@dreamsintexas It's not an easy area, especially with English being so hodge-podge. I got lucky (mostly?) in that I have two parents who are high-verbal sticklers. Also, my English teachers knew their stuff and could explain it well.
Mar 16Reply
singaporejones
@mswhite56 ๐๐๐๐
Mar 16Reply
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