Luxury Cotton Cocktail Napkins Snarky Quotes/ set of 50

NWT's! Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Snarky Quotes Each set contains 2 of 25 quotes. 100% Organic Cotton (200 GSM). 4.5” x 4.5” 50 Units Per Pack. Single Use "WHISKEY... because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad." "Sometimes I agree with people just so they will stop talking." "Some things are better left unsaid Which I generally realize right after I have said them." "I like Champagne... and maybe 3 people." "Does running out of wine count as cardio?" "You had me at day drinking." "You know nothing about a woman... until she's drunk and mad at you." "Be the reason someone smiles today ...or the reason they drink. Whatever works." "Remember that time I asked for your opinion? Neither do I." "I am not arguing, I'm just explaining why I am right." "I'd rather be someone's shot of bourbon than everyone's cup of tea." "If drinking on the porch counts then, yes...call me outdoorsy." "Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed." "Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?" "Winners never quit but quitters get to the bar first." "I'm one drink away from telling everyone what I really think." "Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions." "Life happens. Wine helps." "I'm pretty sure my death will be caused by making a sarcastic comment at precisely the wrong time." "I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for bad." "A party without wine is really just a meeting." and more!