Machine Gun Cat Shark T.

Slay Any Beach Bbq you attend in this Medium sized Machine Gun Cat Rides Sharks T, while stomping around the sands in worn madras pants & too floppy flips while rocking gas station sunglasses, like the white claw expert you know yourself to be. Perfect for standing out in a crowd of yachty’s trying to class up a harbor gathering. You’ll look just like a local who crashed a Jet ski on the sand adjacent the party & just started drinking profusely. Coincidentally it’s also the perfect pairing for a straw fedora & some cuffed tan slacks, if you feel the need for semi formal attire pedaling from venice to santa monica to scope tourists & check out the local punk scene. Worn to a beachside level of soft from repeated washings after sunny days of stirring margaritas on the open sea, this shirt is just the accessory you need for any ironic summer themed event you get invited to accidentally.