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I realize, of course, sadly, that it _wont_ be Jeff Goldblume handing me a sandwich. But, even without that hunk of burning love, I’m happy to hear from you.
If you want, make a bundle and chat with me about the object of desire. I’d like to try and make it happen.
If, perchance, you DO have Jeffs number & can set up a date, I’ll give you anything in the shop. I have zero problems with pimping myself out 😂🤣
Love ya peeps! Don’t be shy!
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![magpiemaven](https://di2ponv0v5otw.cloudfront.net/users/2024/04/02/8/t_660c274cd5d2c120425bee07.jpg)
magpiemaven
Uhhhh Hello Jeff....Swooning🤤🤤🤤
Feb 01Reply
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kyetaka
@magpiemaven LoL *sigh*
Feb 02Reply
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huckleberrygirl
Uuuuuum-breath-Jeff is so, ummmmm-breath-hunky......sigh......💕
Feb 02Reply
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magpiemaven
@huckleberrygirl Hahaa! He truly is Breathtaking....❣️😘😘😘
Feb 02Reply
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kyetaka
@huckleberrygirl I wouldn’t throw him out of bed for eating crackers! 💘🤤
Feb 02Reply
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huckleberrygirl
@kyetaka Right 🍑💕
Feb 02Reply
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kyetaka
@huckleberrygirl LoL LoL LoL bring it on home Jeff!
Feb 02Reply
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kyetaka
@magpiemaven I think it’s because he seems so kind and intelligent. I mean, sure, he’s hot- but oh those eyes!
Feb 02Reply
![huckleberrygirl](https://di2ponv0v5otw.cloudfront.net/users/2023/09/22/18/t_650e3d016b8e4c336650d5ed.jpg)
huckleberrygirl
@kyetaka Have you heard the Conan Obrian podcast interview with Jeff? All they did was purr at each other. It was hysterically funny 😄
Feb 02Reply
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kyetaka
@huckleberrygirl oh no now I know what I’m doing tonight! 🤣😂🤣
Feb 02Reply
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huckleberrygirl
@kyetaka When I go to your shop, the first “item” I see is Mr. J. G. ❤️ with a delicious food offering for which he will enjoy watching me devour. Not fair & a total distraction- nom 😋 ❤️❤️. Girl, you’ve got my number!😊
Feb 07Reply
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kyetaka
@huckleberrygirl I’m glad we share a love of Jeff 😍🔥🔥🔥
...and sandwiches!
Feb 07Reply
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teas_n_bees
This is adorns!! I'm sure we can stalk Jeff and find his number, getting him to answer and set up date might be another story 🥰❤️💕💞💗
Feb 07Reply
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kyetaka
@teas_n_bees well, we might be able to get his number, true— but turns out he recently married an Olympic gymnast 20 years his junior... 😟😢😭
I really wish I hadn’t looked that up!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Feb 17Reply
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teas_n_bees
@kyetaka 😭😭😭😭 Boooooooooo lol
Oh well, we can wait 😂😅
Feb 17Reply
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ayabobaya
@kyetaka You made my day with this listing😆
Feb 19Reply
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kyetaka
@ayabobaya lol I’m glad! I like opening my closet and seeing his happy face trying to hand me a sandwich 🥪😍🤣
Feb 19Reply
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kyetaka
@teas_n_bees *sob!*
Feb 19Reply
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ayabobaya
@kyetaka Love it🤣😍🤣
Feb 19Reply
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princessnpirate
@kyetaka oh YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY! 😍 I like sandwiches too 🥰
Feb 24Reply
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ipollock
you have a great closet as well! Happy Monday!🌻🌺🌹
Apr 20Reply
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bonniesailer
He is pretty darn cool ~ isn’t he!? What a great post! ❤️💞💓❤️💞💓
Apr 22Reply
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kyetaka
@bonniesailer Hahahaha Jeff will always be my true love LoL 😍🤤
Apr 22Reply
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bonniesailer
@kyetaka 💗💟😘💟💗
Apr 22Reply
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barefootmuse
Haha! THIS! So adorable and hilarious! You literally made me LOL! I tell ya, this speaks volumes to your character and sense of humor. You’re my kind of human! I dig ya!
May 25Reply
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barefootmuse
@huckleberrygirl Ohhh! Now I have to look that up! Woot woot! XoXo Much aloha to you and yours!
May 25Reply
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huckleberrygirl
@barefootmuse Oh my, you must! You MUST!😍♥️👍
May 25Reply
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huckleberrygirl
@barefootmuse 🦋❤️ Aloha & ‘oi a me ka hau’oli to you and yours! Be well🌺🌞💕
May 25Reply
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barefootmuse
@huckleberrygirl I will! Aloha nui loa! Much mahalos!
🌺🤙🏽🌺
May 25Reply
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kyetaka
@princessnpirate sorry I missed this! In consolation you can come to my house and have a fancy sandwich anytime!!
Jun 25Reply
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bbbabe3715
Visiting your magnificent closet is like touring a favorite museum! Everything is divinely sumptuous!💞
Jun 30Reply
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kyetaka
@bbbabe3715 awww thank you! I try really hard to keep it special!
Jun 30Reply
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bbbabe3715
@kyetaka & it most certainly is! you should be a "visual merchandiser" in the fashion trade.
Jun 30Reply
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kyetaka
@bbbabe3715 you made me laugh because I don’t even know what that is! I’m off to the Internet to look it up!
Jun 30Reply
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kyetaka
@bbbabe3715 I looked it up— that sounds fab! I want to work for all the little indie brands!
Jun 30Reply
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bbbabe3715
@kyetaka lol😘
Jul 01Reply
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bbbabe3715
@kyetaka me, too!
Jul 01Reply
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yoursecretclose
your closet is beautiful
Sep 24Reply
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weinswardrobe
You have a truly beautiful closet! Thanks for the giggles!
Oct 16Reply
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mylovejewelry
@kyetaka Hi! Your closet is great. I would like to share your closet to my friends. Mine also looks fabulous! :)
Nov 24Reply
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beautifynails
@kyetaka Hey there! Your closet is amazing. Feel free to check out my closet. If you are interested in some stuff, please let me know. Thanks.
Dec 05Reply
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carwu
Hello! Just wanted to update you your package has been picked up by the post this morning and should arrive to you within the next couple of days. Thank you so much for being patient! ☺️
Feb 04Reply
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cosmicmoon26
😛😂
May 27Reply
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wrforrest
Love your closet!!
Sep 17Reply
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andamooka
@kyetaka thanks for selling me the gorgeous puka mermaid necklace. The size made it a little too close to my throat so I'll gift it to a friend and will look to purchase something a little longer from your closet in the time ahead. Kind regards Jane
Oct 16Reply
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pinkcrocodile
Kye, love the items/selection in your closet!
Oct 19Reply
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tobyoshi1028
I love Goldie too,but methinks he keeps trading for younger models. oh well he's a great actor ya know ego...
Dec 10Reply
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divynestock
Nice hook 😂 Very clever...ya got me. This earth girl loves this face.
Dec 11Reply
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kyetaka
@tobyoshi1028 I know! I shouldn’t, technically, be too old for him, but since he’s now married to an Olympic gymnast in her 20’s… well, thats it, isn’t it? Sigh. Silly man doesn’t know what he’s missing hahaha
Dec 17Reply
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kyetaka
@divynestock Mmmmm so yummy!
Dec 17Reply
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divynestock
@kyetaka indeed 💕
Dec 17Reply
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kyetaka
@divynestock your closet is sweet!
Dec 17Reply
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divynestock
@kyetaka Aww I appreciate that. It's definitely eclectic 😂 but I have fun with Poshmark. I've been neglecting my closet so I'm going to try and get more stuff listed, purge some other items and make some bundles of the stuff that's been on here forever. Happy holidays - wishing you closet clearing Sales!
Dec 18Reply
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pennyholland
Love your listings!
Feb 21Reply
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dianamacartist
Best intro bio ever!
Mar 07Reply
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kyetaka
@pennyholland Thank you! I’m a complete fan of your closet, too!
Mar 08Reply
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kyetaka
@dianamacartist LoL cheers! Gotta love Mr Goldblume!
Mar 08Reply
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dianamacartist
@kyetaka I’ve always thought he was sexy! Tall, lancky, intellectually nerdy and a bit sensitive.
Mar 08Reply
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kyetaka
@dianamacartist You nailed it!
Mar 08Reply
![wrforrest](https://di2ponv0v5otw.cloudfront.net/users/2022/04/10/11/t_62532784468232ffec1e540d.jpg)
wrforrest
Lol! Everytime I passed this picture, I thought geez he looks familiar ! Of course he is famous Jeff the man!!
Mar 15Reply
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kzapdizal
hey lady! so glad you liked your package,. that makes me happy..thanks for the very sweet & favorable review! for the life of me I can't recall exactly which card I sent out w you, if you could kindly remind me, that would be much appreciated... just curious! again, so pleased to hear you're happy about your package. cheers 🖤🙏
Mar 27Reply
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patricehead1961
You are Hilarious!! Who in their "right mind" DONT want Jeff!! My Husband had something to say EVERYTIME II watched "The Fly" and I could careless!! I'm 61, and Jeff is (As we say down South) GAWJUS!🤣🤣
Jun 08Reply
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royalprincess75
I actually got to meet that hunk of a man at a marie calendar restaurant in Ventura, Ca. Many moons ago. Boy he is a tall dark and handsome man! I do hear he is a gentleman to boot! Good luck with your quest on getting his number. 💕😜
Jul 07Reply
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ladyde00
Lol! Made me smile and laugh..: good read. Sometimes pimpin’ works. Have a great day 🌞
Jul 24Reply
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fashionwithmary
😹
Jan 30Reply
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mobbrien589
You are so goofy 🙋♀️ LOL. and correct
Jun 04Reply
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kyetaka
@mobbrien589 Dwaaaa! Thanks for the love!
Jun 04Reply
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kyetaka
@fashionwithmary 😘
Jun 04Reply
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mobbrien589
I would like that number myself. I’ll share it if I ever get it.🙋♀️
Jul 21Reply
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kyetaka
@mobbrien589 well that would be very generous of you!!
Jul 21Reply
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laurenjanet
Ohhh my goodness, hiiiiiiii
Hope you are well!!!!!
Feb 23Reply
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