Maybe Swearing Will Help: Relax and Curse Your Ass Off in Cross-Stitch -- Weldon

<b><b>The idiots got you down? Get a needle and thread and stab your stress away with this collection of wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap cross-stitch patterns. Cursing a blue streak has never been so satisfying!</b><br> <p/> </b> <p/>There are times when just hollering obscenities won't do--you need to stab something. Now you can do both. <i>Maybe Swearing Will Help</i> combines two of the best stress-relievers--cursing, and cross stitch--into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you'll ever have. <p/> With 25 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother's cross stitch! <p/> No previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lesson in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin' and stabbin' right away. <p/> Whether you want the world to know that they need to wash their damn hands or you want to stitch a gift for your favorite potty mouth, Maybe Swearing Will Help has just what you need to find your way to inner f*cking peace. <p/> <b>SWEARING AND STABBING</b>: Get out your aggressions with a easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects <p/> <b>25 PATTERNS</b>: Choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message, from Bollocks to F*c