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Hi! I'm Shane. I’ve been collecting and selling fine jewelry my entire life. I’m a double entrepreneur in the industry. Have fakes=0 respect. I’m here to piss people off and save people money 🤷🏻♀️ If any of you spot a questionable piece here or anywhere, my Snapchat is dgratiel my instagram is @shane.ii shoot them to me and I’ll judge. If you’re selling fakes and get offended, comment below and hope for the best!♥️
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riecherich
You sir are a joke. Rolex piece every year have slight changes and fakes have been evolving to like damn near authentic and you can spot them through pictures? How funny we need more clowns like you to entertain 😂😂
Jan 11Reply
issaguy
@riecherich yes, yes you can, not sure if you have eyes, but when Rolex makes a “slight change” it’s usually.... visible! Wow! Who would’ve thought eh? Yes I can spot fakes through pictures, just as well as I can spot authentic pieces 🤦🏻♂️
Jan 11Reply
riecherich
@issaguy then you should work at a Rolex shop 😲 cause I've seen many cases where the only way to proof a watched authentication is through records and history of purchase or deep inspection within the very core of the watch enough said people don't believe someone especially on the internet. Buy watches over 500 authentication and report to polish don't get scammed by losers like this
Jan 11Reply
riecherich
Report to poshmark*
Jan 11Reply
issaguy
@riecherich you really are this daft 😐 am I like being punked right now or something or are you ACTUALLY thick
Jan 11Reply
riecherich
@issaguy the people being punked are the ones that don't see you screenshot the pics in your bio and you forgot to crop out the snap info lol bye bye if your sure my watch is fake buy it? If it is you would get your money back
Jan 11Reply
issaguy
@riecherich snap was posted by a friend of mine, I think my business card in the picture would be enough of a give-away 🤦🏻♂️ I really do feel like I’m being pranked this is fuckin amazing
Jan 11Reply
riecherich
@khamburgh732 that’s a different watch bud lol read the comments again
Jan 22Reply
riecherich
@khamburgh732 and I guess you don’t know shit about rolex lmfao we were obv talking about my sky dweller and this nerd got shut up once he realized I was right😂😂 stick to selling fakes that’s all you’ll ever know
Jan 22Reply
issaguy
@riecherich holy fucking Jesus
Jan 22Reply
issaguy
@khamburgh732 the internet is a fucking lovely place 💀
Jan 29Reply
issaguy
@khamburgh732 and just like that the post is gone ❤️ Our points proven exactly 😂👌🏻
Feb 02Reply
issaguy
@hotstyles001 I mean I’d say this shit in church if the circumstances are correct my love 🤷🏻♀️
Feb 15Reply
ashton_couch
@issaguy Keep calling out the fake watche. Good for you man. 🍻
Mar 01Reply
issaguy
@ashton_couch if you see a sketchy piece (that I haven’t already torn a new asshole 💀) feel free to tag me!
Mar 01Reply
doxygal
LOL! Will you check out watches when tagged? :)
Mar 18Reply
victorhugo26
Hey just making sure you saw the purchase I made from you?
Mar 26Reply
issaguy
@victorhugo26 I’ll be back in town Thursday morning, not sure if it’ll let me wait that long, sorry about that, nothin I can do at the moment
Mar 26Reply
issaguy
@doxygal Of course
Mar 26Reply
victorhugo26
@issaguy sounds good! Just confirming. Thank you !
Mar 26Reply
victorhugo26
@issaguy any update ?
Mar 31Reply
victorhugo26
@issaguy asking one more time - otherwise I’m canceling order
Apr 02Reply
marymell99
Hey everyone this lady is a SCAMMMMMM SHE WILL COMMENT ON YOUR PAGE MULTIPLE TIMES AS A SCAM ARTIST
Apr 02Reply
issaguy
@marymell99 K first of all I’m a whole ass man. Second, execute yourself.
Apr 02Reply
issaguy
@marymell99 And you really made a whole new profile to comment this cause your other one is full of... fake shit?🤔💀
Apr 02Reply
fashionaround
Smh🤦🏽♂️ why you gotta treat your girl with fake shit🚫🚫
Apr 03Reply
issaguy
@fashionaround Elaborate
Apr 04Reply
justinmllr63
@marymell99 @issaguy This dude is such a fake. He can “tell if it’s authentic or not.” Told me to go kill myself. Gotta love cyber talkers
May 13Reply
issaguy
@justinmllr63 I’m gonna bake you as special cookie for that comment
May 13Reply
justinmllr63
@issaguy I prefer chocolate chip
May 13Reply
issaguy
@justinmllr63 Oh you’re getting a chocolate chip cookie made with cocoa, it’ll be a chocolate chocolate chip cookie! Now go throw your watch at your horrible wife for buying it
May 13Reply
issaguy
@justinmllr63 you tagged one of my victims in that comment btw 😭♥️🙏🏻
May 13Reply
justinmllr63
@issaguy alright bro, I thought it over and I really wanna apologize. I was just kinda pissed that someone called me out. Like I said, my wife bought it. She most likely got scammed. I have no idea if it is fake or not. I assumed it was real but you’re pretty confident it’s fake. I don’t wanna fight online over a shopping app lol just out of curiosity, how do you know if it’s fake?
May 13Reply
issaguy
@justinmllr63 no date mag, there’s a gap between EVERY space on the case and the bracelet, every bit of writing in the watch is the wrong font, every font spacing is horribly off, no rehaut engraving and it’s too steep,
May 13Reply
issaguy
@justinmllr63 Hands look like something from a toy watch at walmart almost like they’re made of foil, the minute markers are painted on, the crystal is green and distorting the date, the hour markers are stickers with metal rings on them, the clasp doesn’t exist- on any model- ever made. Everything about this is wrong. I can continue
May 13Reply
justinmllr63
@issaguy Alright. I guess I just trusted that it was real. Wife paid full price for it at the store, so that’s why I believed it was real. I guess I’m gonna have to bring it back and hope they refund it
May 14Reply
justinmllr63
@issaguy bro I said I was sorry for arguing back. I didn’t know it was fake. Why are you still being a dick?
May 14Reply
issaguy
@justinmllr63 you told me to tell you what was wrong..I also forgot about your cookie I apologize.
May 24Reply
codygdi
Damn bro u got straight fire! I’ve got the same sub I also have the smurf sub a stainless gmt with green hand a day date coustom from ice box jewelry a couple ap’s and a Patek and a couple more Rolex’s !
May 25Reply
issaguy
@codygdi let’s see a pic 😍
May 25Reply
donniebeen9
All this shit is fake
May 30Reply
donniebeen9
Ole broke ass
May 30Reply
issaguy
@donniebeen9 ouch
May 30Reply
issaguy
@donniebeen9 you get a special cookie for originality
May 30Reply
luxurybuyer123
I love all the scammers blowing up on you in your page lol it really shows how shady they are when someone points out some obvious facts
Sep 29Reply
luxurybuyer123
Also are all those beautiful watches your?
Sep 29Reply
issaguy
@luxurybuyer123 yes! I have Instagram and Snapchat as well where I post almost daily and I can also be reached there if you have something to personally ask 👍🏻
Sep 29Reply
luxurybuyer123
@issaguy I don’t have social media so I hope you don’t mind if I ask it here, but what do you do for a living? I’m in high school right now and I trade stocks (that’s where I got some of the money for my Rolex) and I think that’s what I want to do for a living, but I’m still not sure so I figured I’d ask someone who’s obviously highly successful like you are
Sep 29Reply
issaguy
@luxurybuyer123 I’m a self taught jeweler. Specialized in timepieces but I have technically 13 years of bench work under my belt repairing/servicing jewelry in general. I basically do the work most jewelers are scared to do. I also broker for multiple investment programs and have some residential property on the east coast.
Sep 29Reply
luxurybuyer123
@issaguy so your main income is from being a property broker?
Sep 29Reply
issaguy
@luxurybuyer123 It varies
Sep 29Reply
luxurybuyer123
@issaguy so do you also own a jeweler store?
Sep 29Reply
issaguy
@luxurybuyer123 Address is on my business card in one of these posts, she’ll be up and operating in December, but I either travel or sell from home.
Sep 29Reply
luxurybuyer123
@issaguy okay well thank you. If you open an online shop I may consider purchasing my next watch from you!
Sep 29Reply
ashton_couch
@issaguy That dude that just blocked everyone, be careful, check out the card on the Gold GMT he is selling .
Oct 08Reply
doxygal
Hi! I have a question - hope you don’t mind sharing your opinion. I watch the Rolex listings and may purchase at some time but I’ve noticed that no one (with a singular exception) gives a five star happy rating to the seller, leading me to believe that most of these sales do not turn out well for the buyer. Thoughts on the number of authentic Rolexes actually listed?
Mar 22Reply
issaguy
@doxygal Well from what I’ve seen the ones that DO sell usually go well in the comments, it’s usually older people purchasing so I don’t expect them to go through the rating process but if they do I just take it as a plus. If you dig deep enough you can find some gems that just might not be worded good enough to be high on the search list but you’ll find them through the recommended section of other ads.
Mar 22Reply
doxygal
@issaguy Thanks. If I get really interested in one, I will tag you and hope you are around. I’m obviously looking for a good buy or I’d just trot my ass down to a trusted retailer. I like watches a bit too much. I love lurking in Rolex - it’s hilarious. Thank you!
Mar 22Reply
issaguy
@doxygal I’m incredibly active on my social media and I post frequently, feel free to shoot me a message on any or my email and I’ll give you my cell there and I’ll see what I can do 🤷🏻♀️ Just let me know what you’re looking for and give me a time frame
Mar 22Reply
doxygal
@issaguy 👍
Mar 22Reply
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