Men's nerdy Arcane Bull**** scorpion tank

Do you know about Arcane Bull****? Internet purveyor of tongue-in-cheek occult knowledge & products? Look that guy up. This men's tank features a weirdly short, wide scorpion from some old astrology illustration. "Yes, hello. Hell? Hi. I would like to order one THICK SCORP please. Yes, that's correct. Your thickest Scorp." Faint stain near collar.  20" pit to pit. 27" in length.