Mutha-hood ain't for sissies Mom's baseball tee XL B&W

You wouldn't last one day in this hood. Ultimate baseball mom tee tells the tales of ringside chaos, gloves off. Fighting lies they manipulated you into believing about raising & loving these crotch goblins while killing the heartiest houseplants. You fed, watered, and survived them, or are still in the ring. Ding Ding. Round 10 you'll never quite know who they are again. They'll proudly bring gifts of dead squirrels home on a stick. It is worn, used, abused, but not torn. 3/4 sleeves wiped noses, dried tears, cleaned up puke, soaked up bob sweat and hugged away fears. Kinda faded, dingy, & dull like memories of young beauty you thoroughly took for granted. It has picked crusty socks out of the donation bag, and braided long knotted locks. There's a lot of life left in it, the fabric is thick, like your skin must be to survive half-hearted hugs, sleepless worries, & regret. It is ready to move on to comfort, laugh, share & mourn with the moms in the Muthahood that give it their all for little in return. When it all comes full circle, and they've all grown, left, then move back humbled (3rd time) & repent...Then comes men-on-pause, reverse puberty, & love being alone again.It has one small marker? Stain on the front, bleach marks on the sleeve from doing their stanky laundry. Says it's a size XL like one of those dirty spam messages you get from random pervs, but it is fitted. More like a s-m probably from shrinking like your younger pipe dreams. Bust across 16" x length 23"