My Boyfriend (FREE TO A GOOD HOME!)

Here’s some information you may want to know about him before the purchase! Pros: -can survive off of solely pizza and sweet tea for months on end -excellent writer (seen in picture 2.) -can talk politics for extended amounts of time -amazing chef (taquitos,cereal) -enjoys dressing up as a nun -loves starbucks Cons: -Severely allergic to basically everything outdoors -kills innocent animals on a regular basis (RIP franklin) -can get sassy when hungry -only listens to country music -likes men