My baby bro

Hello fellow earthlings, I'm selling my baby brother cause he's too ugly to look at. He makes me throw up so I'm giving him to you, maybe you can give him plastic surgery or something like that. Enjoy this ugly person. Come and get this rare, one of a kind creature. And guess what.. (He poops a lot) it doesn't smell like candy. It smells like ummm like his face.. Which is pretty yummy😋 ENJOY