Never worn Red flannel

Are you a lumberjack in need of a new shirt? No? Just want a lumberjack shirt? Looking for a career change? Buy this shirt I promise you, you’ll find random urges to chop wood and grow a beard. You’ll start eating bark for protein. Your significant other will find you manlier. Have chest hair? Keep those top bottons un-buttoned! Let that hair flow my friend. Shirt gives +5 wood chopping power