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Please behold my masterpiece.
I thought I would take up crochet and have competed my first one of a kind pink squiggly thing.
It includes: 1 chain row, 2 rows of single crochet, 2 rows of half double crochet, 2 rows of something I likely created independently of any teaching because I absolutely did not understand what I was supposed to be doing but thought I did, 2 rows of double crochets (once I figured out that the aforementioned super-secret stitch wasn’t real), and one row of slip stitch. Everything about it is superbly f*d up; I think I started with 37 stitches in my first row and ended up with like 21. It should be flat and even on all sides. It is not.
It. Is. Glorious.
ALL Y’ALL WHO DO THIS - YOU ARE ABSOLUTE ROCKSTARS!!!!
2 weeks and one 45 minute video and approximately 49,228 pet hairs went in to the production of pink squiggly thing. Behold.
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cami_torres
@ananj I’m just shocked you didn’t want to add this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 17Reply
magnolia_posh
Love it!
Jan 19Reply
cami_torres
@laurie_bassett yasssss!! Earlier today I ended up with a silly round thing because, unbeknownst to me, my cat chewed through somewhere in my yarn and - just like that I was out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 19Reply
cami_torres
@magnolia_posh did you make that bag that wa just shown in goodvibesmarket show?!?!
Jan 19Reply
magnolia_posh
@cami_torres Yes, I did! I've been crocheting for a little over a year, mostly doing my own thing. YouTube is very helpful when first learning!
Jan 19Reply
cami_torres
@magnolia_posh I’m in awe. That bag was gorgeous and if I thought I would use it I would have scooped it up so fast! Amazing. One day I aspire to making a flat thing. That’s my whole crochet-goal right now 🤣🤣🤣
Jan 19Reply
magnolia_posh
@cami_torres I have some non-bag items too if you want to check them out. Keep it up, you'll get there!
Jan 19Reply
cami_torres
@laurie_bassett flat is my current goal. Gonna have odd shaped coaster type things alllll over my house pretty soon. 🤣🤣
Jan 19Reply
cami_torres
@karen_alkemeyer you know you want to bundle this beauty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 24Reply
karen_alkemeyer
@cami_torres i before my crochet to bed and it’s still on my arm as i am just waking up now lol
Jan 24Reply
karen_alkemeyer
@cami_torres yes!!! it’s PRICELESS
Jan 24Reply
karen_alkemeyer
@cami_torres PRICELESS
Jan 25Reply
blue0271
You are hilarious 😂
Jan 29Reply
cami_torres
@blue0271 as are most of my creations 🤣🤣. Thanks for checking out this museum-worthy piece. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Jan 29Reply
karen_alkemeyer
@cami_torres i just saw the accidental corn!!! flat out dead
Jan 30Reply
renaeskidmore
I LOVE this !! You are so funny!! Good job,
You just made my day!! I always wanted to learn…Now not so much. !! :)😂😂
Jan 31Reply
cami_torres
@renaeskidmore oh do it!!!! It’s definitely not easy but once you get sort of the hang of it it’s amusing for sure. I mean who needs patters when you can just make squigglies?? And tbh, ive found it mentally therapeutic as it keeps my brain focused and OFF devices for a while. 💕💕C’mon! Journey to the land of Squiggle with me!
Jan 31Reply
cami_torres
@laurabauer478
Feb 01Reply
laurabauer478
Pet hairs = patina, and you are near expert level. To graduate you must complete one last task... Create a "How To" video...
Feb 01Reply
laurabauer478
Also, would you consider taking $.. 50 off the asking price?
Feb 01Reply
cami_torres
@laurabauer478 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The universe wants none of that but……. Now that it’s in my head I’m not ruling it out.
Feb 01Reply
laurabauer478
@cami_torres Excellent! I'll be waiting with bated breath...
Feb 01Reply
cami_torres
@laurabauer478 I mean, you’re asking a lot. My pets added much patina and my hours of yelling at myself is truly priceless (and will likely mean more therapy down the road so Imma need that five-figure asking price for that alone). 🫣🫣🫣
Feb 01Reply
laurabauer478
@cami_torres the proceeds from the viral sensation your video will create alone will cover the therapy for YEARS to come!
Feb 01Reply
cami_torres
@laurabauer478 ooooh true that. Imma get started on that video as soon as I lose half my body weight, learn how to wear makeup, and get voice lessons that make me sound less like a 65 year old man who has smoked waaaay too much
Feb 01Reply
laurabauer478
@cami_torres oh dang! Well there's that... I'm right there with you on all that jazz... 😂
Feb 01Reply
israelgrooms06
@cami_torres Omg, I am DYING reading this and the corn listing! You made my Sunday, I needed a laugh. 😂 I do not crochet or use crocheted items or particularly care about crocheting at all but the corn sucked me in. You are very talented - with words if not yarn! 😉😉😉 😂😂😂 (I’m playin’ btw) Have a wonderful day dear, thanks for the smiles!
Feb 05Reply
cami_torres
@israelgrooms06 I’m so pleased I made you laugh and brightened your day!! And you’ll have no argument from me that I’m far more talented with words than yarn - but I’m surely trying! 🤣💕💕
Feb 05Reply
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