Pink by Victoria's Secret University of Missouri (Mizzou) Union Suit Size Medium

It's pre-vintage, I'm not lying! ;) Did you know there's almost always a way to find out the age of a clothing item? VS makes it easier than most, though. Anyway, a friend gave these to me way back when VS sold such fun stuff as socks and panties with your favorite school on them, but it swallows me whole. I wore it once to a pajama day at work. Jealous? Well, go to work at a school then. That's it. Been folded up in my closet ever since. So near perfect condition. If you can't tell, it kinda sparkles. Not like blinding your sleepover buddies, but just a cute little shimmer. And it snaps open at the butt! Please, please, if you know why, don't tell me! I couldn't find another one of these anywhere online, so you'll be the only one wearing it on your next night out. Perfect with a fedora and stilettos!