Porsamo Bleu New York Moon watch

This is a brand new, relatively unused Porsamo Bleu New York Moon watch given to me by my now ex- girlfriend. The only time it has been worn is when I first tried it on and told her “Aww babe, best present ever!” This is a great watch, but I will humbly admit - it does not spark joy for me. With that being said, perhaps it can spark joy for you? This watch retails at $850….so why not go on and make me an offer that is reasonable and proportionate?