Professional Escape Artist

A professional escape artist, perfect purchase for someone who goes to jail alot or is a professional thief. Very small so she can fit through most openings, she is a little expensive, but can you put a price on your freedom if you go to jail? Everybody needs one of these, wether you lock yourself out or get thrown in the slammer, she will get it done. Made of 2% blood, 2% bone & 96% fur. Minor costs for daily upkeep. PRICE FIRM NO TRADES!!!! DOES NOT SHRINK WHEN WASHED!!