Psst... look over here

This is pretty much the only shirt that you'll ever need to change your life for the better. Buy it, try it, and make sure to pay it forward after you've grown accustom to the finer things in life. Like the Chipotle worker not mentioning the extra charge for guac, because she knows you're a fu*king boss, and you can clearly afford that luxury. ***Round of guac for everybody*** exit stage left.