RARE Vintage Belt Red If Found in Person, Return by Mail - if found by Male...

Hysterical and spicy belt that reads: "If found by person, return by mail - if found by male, return in person." Look at the photos! Rare treasure! Slightly stretchy red knit with brass closure. Maybe the writing was painted on? The "in person part" is different, like clamp on letters that are really well secured into the fabric. Measures, unstretched, 30 inches. With closure - 31.5 inches. No label or tag. From a pet and smoke free home of a person who wishes she could still wear this the way she did some 15 years ago!