Rare Vintage Plaid Wool Romper Dress

THE PERFECT FIRST DATE OUTFIT It's cute, fun, and a little bit sexy (just like you!) but restrained enough not to look desperate (but it's fine if you are!) It's a dress in the front and romper in the back, and those hidden shorts will come in handy if your date is awful and you need to jump a fence to get out of there, stat! The great news is, you don't need anyone to keep you warm now that you have this thick wool dress to keep you warm, and it's fully lined in satin so that, if your date happens to be perfect? This baby can slide right off in a second ;-) DISCLAIMER: I have never gotten laid via wearing this. I've only worn it once to a graduation (a dog's graduation from obedience school (the dress has been dry cleaned since)). But I have high hopes for you!! all measurements taken while flat: Length: 32" Chest 15.5" Waist: 12.5"