Snarky Soap Lot * Hand-Poured Goats Milk Soap * 3 Bars

This lot of snarky soaps has three (3) bars of individually wrapped, hand-mixed, hand-poured bars of soap, each with its own color and mild scent. They are created by mixing powdered mineral dye and a mild scent with a pre-processed Goats Milk soap base. Each comes packaged in clear cello and wrapped with a super snarky band that is sure to make even the most churlish crack a smile. Bar #1: I am too Magical for Your Bullshit with Strawberries & Cream scent. Bar #2: Potty Mouth: "You need to wash your $#@%ing mouth out!" with Vanilla Shortbread scent. Bar #3: Here's some soap. Now you can wash that sour-ass look off your face. with Pumpkin / Ginger Cake scent Each bar weighs approximately 3 ounces and measures approx. 3" x 2" x 1". Because they are hand-mixed and hand-poured, the weight, measure and amount of scent is not exact. Why Goats Milk? Most commercially made soaps contain ingredients that can strip your skin of natural moisture and oils, leaving it feeling dry and tight. Goats milk is rich in unsaturated fats to help maintain your skin’s natural moisture and gentle removal of dirt and debris without removing the skin’s natural fatty acids. Great gag gifts!