Statement Necklace! Fancy as all get-out!

I don’t even know how to describe this except SO MUCH GLAMOUR! Sparkleous wonder! Brilliant gems! Not real diamonds. Probably not real silver. Perfect for every event, from the actual Oscars, to watching the Oscars on TV while wearing flannel pajamas and eating ice cream straight out of the container, to your first actual movie in a theater in two years. I’m not sure why all my hypothetical events are movie-related. Probably because this necklace is a fricken’ STAR ON EARTH. Gosh, it’s bright. Just like you, you superstar.