TIMMUS the Cursed Shaved Coconut

Timmus can hear your thoughts, he knows your fears; he thrives on your secrets. DO NOT STARE. The more you stare, the more alive Timmus' spirit becomes inside his husk. DO NOT TOUCH WITH YOUR BARE HANDS and for the love of all that is good, DO NOT TOUCH HIS UKULELE THIS WILL MAKE HIM ANGRY. He has been known to cause nightmares, inexplicable accidents, strange occurrences, and unsettling feelings. Sometimes you will hear him pluck a string on his ukulele in the middle of the night. The longer you are in possession of him, the stronger the curse becomes. With great power comes great responsibility.