The Father of All Dad Guides: From (A)doring to (Z)addy

A humorous gift book for dads that introduces the different "species" of American fathers, from A to Z. Of all the mammalian species of North America, few are as paradoxically mysterious and demanding of attention as the human father of the United States. Quiet yet steady in his affection & deafeningly loud when he’s mad, the American dad-as much as we love him-is a particularly exciting study, which is why we’ve created this guide as an aid for readers to identify themselves, their dads, dads on television, & dads in the wild •In The Father of All Dad Guides: From A(doring) to Z(addy), you will learn how to identify fathers through: -Their markings. Some dads have mustaches. Others do not! -Dad calls. These include: “I’ll turn this car around right now” & “Can’t you ask your mom about that?” -Migration patterns. Why does Dad consistently ignore directions when he clearly doesn’t know where he is going? -Hibernation. Dads are tired all the time. •Brand new, never used •Smoke free home Father’s Day, dad gifts, gifts for dad, dad