The Morpheus Glasses

Hey You! Yes you! Sure you may not be Keanu Reeves or even the one.. Though through the power of imagination who’s going to stop you from pretending you are anyway? We’re certainly not about to question it, nor do we necessarily want to hear about it either. Can you handle the responsibility involved with the delusions necessary in order to properly envision yourself as such characters as the morpheus or the mr anderson or even the agent smith? While you go on about your day to day, you may ask yourself from time to time.. how long have I been doing this? Is reality really what you make it? Seems more like what somebody else made it and just tells us what it is.. not for me to say. Either way, only with these shades.. as long as you believe it ( & it’s themed properly & you promise not to sue us for encouraging you) Don’t quote me on that though, cause I will deny it up & down…. Anyway, if you think you’re ready… Master Tasks such as: -How you’re goin to keep them on your face -The answer is simple yet is all part of the mystery -Deciding when to role play discreetly or if anyone is going to walk in on you -What? No I stopped listening to myself write long time ago..keep scrolling -Didn’t see the movie? Atleast watch the first one ffs -We’ve been expecting you...to purchase these glasses -Glasses do not grant any abilities not already possessed by the wearer -If you break the glasses in the matrix you break the glasses for real!