The North Face Apex Bionic wind proof Jacket

Well looky here, wait until you guys see what I have for you; and you thought Baby Jesus day was over….. How many times have you heard you need to incorporate more green veg into your diet? Enough, amirite? Well fear not fellow breeder, why just add some when you can add ALL the green! Ho, Ho, Ho, green giant! That’s right, channel your inner freakishly large walking and talking Jolly Green Giant with this two tone green banger of a jacket from The North Face. This is a large, which for reference I’m 6’1” and 189 pounds and it’s a little big on me BUT if you hit the cookie trays a little hard this past month, fear not, J.R. has got your back and front and sides. No rips, no stains, not tears- it is in EUC. This isn’t fleece, it’s made of some futuristic kinda like neoprene but way more badass. I mean, fleece just gets pill balls and looks ratty after a while, admit it. With this jacket, you’ll be the talk of the produce department for ages to come! It’s warm, has more pockets than my cargo shorts in the summer, to store all that essential crap you carry on the daily. You’ll always be ready for whatever comes your way. It is water repellent, comes from a pet and smoke free home and it’s looking for YOU to make your friends green with envy by adding it to your wardrobe today. Ok, ok, that wasn’t very punny and this jacket is no joke either so help me, help you and snatch this up before it moves on to greener pastures!