This Vintage Breyer Bull is Udderly Awesome!

Hey there, sexy beast! This vintage Breyer Hereford bull is lookin' for a new stall (preferably one with a mirrored ceiling and a disco ball). This ain't no plastic cow, honey. We're talkin' a certifiable collectible, probably from the 70s or 80s when chest hair and questionable fashion choices were all the rage. Sculpted by the legendary Chris Hess (who, let's be honest, sounds like a 70s porn star), this stud muffin stands about 5 inches tall and 7 inches long. Made of that indestructible Breyer plastic, he can survive a unicorn stampede (or a drunken karaoke night, which is basically the same thing). Sure, he's got a few wrinkles, but those just add character. So grab your whips and chains and lasso this magnificent beast before he runs off with your gardener! + + + + + Hit that "follow" button faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer to stay in the loop and snag the best finds.