Ties my wife told me to sell or else she would leave me

Lot of 15 Ties. Don’t go wasting your good ties on failed re-enactments of 50 Shades of Gray- Use these! Or give them to your good-for-nothing nephew so he can get a job and move out of your basement. Perry Ellis, Pierre Cardin, Croft and Borrow, Bronzini, John Fredericks, Van Heusen to name a few. All either never worn or in excellent condition. Grab’ em up! Not responsible for the hearts you’ll break or spontaneous marriage proposals from strangers. Also perfect for court dates. Tell the jury “no one this suave could have possibly done that” - case dismissed!