Tom and Jerry Cartoon Lanyard Keychain ID Badge Holder

You know the feeling: it’s Friday night. You and your girlfriend made reservations at a hip, new restaurant in town. Your gf took an hour to get ready and you’re finally on your way out the door. Then it hits you: where tf are my keys?! You spend an hour search to no avail. At this point, the reservation has already been given to someone else. “Sorry, Gustav’s Spicy Sandwich Shop,” you shake your head forlornly. “I shouldn’t have scrolled past that Tom & Jerry lanyard! Nooooooo!!!!!!” You yell as dramatically as possible. Your girlfriend wants to know why you’re yelling so loud. The neighbor calls the cops. Now you have a citation. What a night.