Traditionalist 100% Italian Silk Tie - Made in USA

Yes, it's me, House Goalman! I'm selling you a Traditionalist 100% Italian Silk Tie. It was made in the USA. So, do you want some background on the tie? Do ya? Thought so! Well, this tie originally belonged to my millionaire uncle. So, one day I was chilling in his lavish office. We got to talking. At some point, he assumed that I wanted to stop wearing my hoodies and start dressing like a lawyer. He gave me a bunch of his clothes. I don't ever plan on becoming a millionaire. So I'm selling!