Unique Narwhal summer dress Med or Lg size

Ok....who likes Narwhals???!!!! I think everyone. so, I was really hoping this little number would fit me, to my misery it does not. I believe it is a medium or large, however for smaller chested women or less football player shaped like me. *big shoulders and back) jokes aside, this dress I believe would make someone very happy like the slipper that fits Cinderella. it is a sage type green floral print, and a precious narwhal sewn on the front skirt part. I wish wish wish it fit me, however, it will fit someone! hope it is you!