Victoria's Secret "Ain't Nobody Getting Pregnant Tonight" Red Lace Poly Nightie

Victoria's Secret "Ain't Nobody Getting Pregnant Tonight" Gold Label Red Polyester Lace Nightie What a dreadful mess of ill conceived lingerie. It is vintage and still has its tags. The previous owner must have bought it, sobered up, thrown it in a drawer with a resounding, "Oh, HELL, no" and walked away. If you buy it, we'll ship you a pony, too. That's how bad we want it gone. Details below but see pics for styling tips. DELIGHTFUL CONTOURS-Your ass will look the size of a Buick FABULOUS FABRIC- Nothing says, "Take me, you animal" like the water resistant feel of 100% polyester SUPERB STYLING-Sexy starts at the top with an 8" waterfall of Nana's scratchy lace. Ahoy, Sailor! The enormous puffy pirate sleeves add an element of danger & intrigue. STRIKING SILOUHETTE-You little trend setter, you. CLOWN CAR-CIRCUS TENT. Own it. Wear it. Love it. -Tagged Size: Petite Small -Fabric: 100% polyester Approx. Measurements: -Sleeve from shoulder edge to sleeve edge: 26" -Top of shoulder to bottom hem, front: 34" -Top of shoulder to bottom hem, back: 37" -Armpit to armpit: 23"