Vintage 90's Rock-n-Glow Bowling shirt

Step into the cosmic world of late-night bowling with this one-of-a-kind blacklight T-shirt from the most happening small-town alley this side of the Milky Way! Featuring a trio of alien-faced bowling pins huddled in fear as a UFO beams down, it boldly declares, "Resistance is Futile"—a phrase that’s not just true for extraterrestrial invasions but also when you face that seventh-frame split. The black shirt is like a canvas for the neon pinks and greens that come alive under the alley's blacklights, making you the most visible—and possibly the most out-of-this-world—bowler on the lanes. Whether you’re hitting strikes or rolling gutter balls, this T-shirt will have everyone thinking you've just returned from a close encounter of the spare kind. It’s the perfect gear for when you want to say, "I’m here to bowl and abduct—uh, I mean, have fun!"