Vintage Chevron Afghan Throw!

Listen, y'all know your grandma had one just like this. If you were lucky (like me) your grandma MADE THEM - and you still have them, or you're sad you don't have them. Well look at your phone comin in clutch and offering you a piece of your childhood. Will go with ANY decor. LOOK AT THOSE COLORS. Warm tones? I gotchu Cool tones? Of course! Fall tones? Yup. Just add pumpkin spice and BAM. Christmas? It goes with the tree. Any tree. Doesn't matter what you have up on the tree. It has EVERY COLOR IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. Bet you hear Hard Candy Christmas when you snuggle up in it! Country/Rustic/Farmhouse - If you look at the rules of these design esthetics up, you're required by law to own an Afghan made by SOMEONE'S grandma. I don't make the rules, I just have to follow em! Spring colors? Look at that pink and purple wigwaggin and zigzaggin its way into your brightly colored heart! Multicolor? Look At that variegated yarn slidin in your DMs. A COUPLE OF TIMES! Maximalist? She's screaming your name, boo! Boho? This screams Gypsy Queen Western? Legend has it if you wrap up in this blanket you'll hear Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers playing somewhere. Minimalist? This goes with every bit of decor you have, it'll be the only blanket you ever need. Clean lines? Check that Chevron pattern someone's meemaw made. I bet she colored in the lines too! Vintage? HELLLOO Grandma core/Cottage core - I bet you smell her perfume when you wrap up in this with a cup of tea to watch Downton