Vintage J Crew suede leather coat

This vintage J Crew coat, size M fits more like a L. It was beautifully made from high quality beige suede leather in 1992. I purchased it new from the J Crew store that was located under the WTC in Manhattan myself at 19 yrs old for over $450… which leveled up my net worth to approx $451! All those teachers that said I’d never amount to anything…. HA. 31 years later I look back on my years and the 1 year I had this coat was the highlight of my life. Now YOU TOO can begin the highlight of your life… yeah, you’re welcome! I loved it so much I was afraid to wear it often because I hated the thought of someone spilling a glass of red wine on the suede in slow motion so I decided to put it in storage while I save the planet one cow at a time by not wearing leather. I recently got it out of storage where it’s been since 1993 only to discover it no longer fits because I’m 50 now and “fat guy in a little coat” was only funny when Chris Farley did it so… here we are… How’s that for a “description” poshmark!? Put that in your pipe n smoke it.