Vintage Mahogany Hillbilly Men’s Wallet - Gag Gift

Nearly 200 years ago, the earliest Hillbillys of the Appalachian Chain needed a wallet to take care of their hillbilly money. Naturally, these ingenious and resourceful folk made their first billfolds of solid wood shakes split from the many mountain hardwoods rather than buy a store-bought cowhide wallet. Now whenever these hard-working, hard-playing mountainmen partook of a bit of mountain champagne (moonshine to you 'n me), they'd lose their money if they weren't real careful. So this very clever feller who got real tired of losing his money (especially since he owned his own still) figured out a way to attach some simple strapping in a special, magic way and came up with a billfold that would take care of his money even if he couldn't. Thus Was Invented The Original Hillbilly Billfold