Wallet, "Goest and Fuckest Thyself" on the front, brown imitation leather maybe.

Rather new, just unwanted, does not come with cards inside, words on the front only, three pockets on the inside right, one on the left with a clear space for ID, one money slot, theres a hole in the middle to attach a chain or keys to. The inside card holder pockets have space behind them for more important cards or just more space. Very reliable from what I've gathered.