Weird baby medusa pin

Do you want a way to passive-aggressively stare nightmares into the depths of your enemies' souls, whilst catering to your needs for eclectic jewelry? Then look no further than "Weird Baby Medusa Pin"! This 2ish-inch piece of textured monstrosity will go perfectly with any occasion: Your family reunion! That blind date you felt obligated to agree to but you don't actually want him to ever call you back! Any HR meeting where you wish to assert dominance! An obligatory birthday gift to your nemesis mother-in-law CAROL, where you can sweetly say "I saw this and immediately thought of you!" It has just enough varying texture and shine that you can play it off as a thoughtful gift, so your family will think you merely think MIL has unique tastes. But you and Carol? The two of you, you will secretly know. So come, buy this, because I have already turned my enemies to stone and have no further need of it. Edit: At the urging of friends… for an extra $20 I will include a (cheap) wooden stake, and a few cloves of garlic. DM for arrangements.