We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle --

<p>Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes. <p/>What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in their pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again. <p/>What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new fat virus theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. <p/>In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling novel <i>Bless Your Heart, Tramp</i>, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the South she loves, the land of Mama and them, precious and dahlin', and mommies who mow. Y'all come back now, you hear?</p><br><br><b>Author:</b> Celia Rivenbark<br><b>Publisher:</b> St. Martin's Griffin<br><b>Published:</b> 02/01/2005<br><b>Pages:</b> 288<br><b>Binding Type:</b> Paperback<br><b>Weight:</b> 0.58lbs<br><b>Size:</b> 7.86h x 5.62w x 0.77d<br><b>ISBN:</b> 9780312312442<br><br><b>Review Citation(s): </b><br><i>Ingram Advance</i> 02/01/2005 pg. 77<br><p><b>About the Author</b><br><p><b>Celia Rivenbark</b> is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop <i>Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather</i>; and <i>You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning</i>. <i>We're Just Like You, Only Prettier</i> won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Th