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Call it what you want - it will keep your junk 🍆 warm!
DONT RISK SHRINKAGE!! Winter Penis is REAL!!😱😱
Makes a great gift for that hard to buy for guy.
Multiple colors available, can make others- just ask! Sports team colors, Holiday colors, or get it in HER favorite colors.
See pics for approximate measurements, can make other sizes -just ask! But they are all large right 😉😉
Hand crocheted by me. Handmade items may take a few days to make and ship and may differ slightly from the pictured.
Price is for 1, comment which color(s) you are wanting. If you don't let me know what color you want at time of purchase, I will select the color.
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pipeswife
Lol .. so cute and clever
Oct 05Reply
iveylewis
🤣🤣🤣 omg I’m dying!!!
Oct 08Reply
brendajos
@pipeswife Thanks!
Oct 08Reply
brendajos
@iveylewis Thank you!
Oct 08Reply
brendajos
@kjoyc New item, hand made by me. Hope you will consider as HP. THANKS
Oct 08Reply
babsannc7
you need to patent an idea! and get rich! Is that $15.00 for one?
Oct 15Reply
brendajos
@babsannc7 😅 Thanks. Yes, $15 each
Oct 15Reply
ericdavis175
I would require some thing around 11 inches do you have that?
Oct 15Reply
brendajos
@ericdavis175 I can make any size!😉😅
Oct 15Reply
ericdavis175
@brendajos word I need one it’s getting cold out
Oct 15Reply
beloved_one
Congratulations on your host pick🥰 Sharing with my followers for speedy selling🤗🌺 Stop by my closet to say Hi! 🤗😘
Oct 15Reply
mt10lvr
@ericdavis175 😮
😆😁😆
Oct 15Reply
music_box
Congratulations on your Host Pick 🤗 Sharing with my followers for speedy & happy sale🤗Please, stop by my closet🙏😘
Oct 15Reply
ericdavis175
@mt10lvr blessed
Oct 15Reply
rlendore
❤️🧡💛💚💙It is time to celebrate!!!💙💚💛🧡❤️Congratulations on your HOST PICK!!❤️🧡💛💚💙I’ll be sharing this beautiful item with my 300k+ followers! 💙💚💛🧡❤️Wishing you a speedy sale! 🤞🏻😁❤️🧡💛💚💙Happy Poshing!!💙💚💛🧡❤️
Oct 15Reply
noemicavone
🤣🤣🤣 Cool
Oct 15Reply
delmarvadesigns
🐝Congrats on your host pick! I’m sharing with my followers ~ wishing you speedy sales
Oct 15Reply
atl14420
Congratulations on your 🎉H✨O💙S🌟T🎇🎈🎀P💥I🌈C🌻K ! Sharing with my followers for a speedy sale!
Oct 15Reply
mt10lvr
Brenda you should rename these “Johnson Jacket” 🤣😂🤣
Oct 15Reply
dressscore
I agree with @babsannc7 , you seriously need to patent these lmao @brendajos
Oct 22Reply
brendajos
@mt10lvr Thats another great option-thanks!
Oct 22Reply
brendajos
@dressscore 😆😆 Thank you!
Oct 22Reply
thriftbyyy
Congrats on the party! I’ve got some great things in my closet that I think would be amazing host picks, feel free to take a look ⚡️✨💫⭐️🌙 Also these are the most amazing thing I’ve seen on Poshmark!
Oct 22Reply
rubi2sdayz
@jtongue123 😂💖
Oct 22Reply
jtongue123
@rubi2sdayz is this like a common problem?? Cold junk???
Oct 22Reply
rubi2sdayz
@jtongue123 idk due to not having one but this is fantastic 😂
Oct 22Reply
brendajos
@thriftbyyy Thank you
Oct 22Reply
brendajos
@jtongue123 @rubi2sdayz NO ONE wants shrinkage😉 😅😅
Oct 22Reply
jtongue123
@rubi2sdayz you definitely should get these for your husband and son for Christmas or something!!!
Oct 22Reply
rubi2sdayz
@brendajos FANTASTIC!!! 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
Oct 22Reply
rubi2sdayz
@jtongue123 omg I’m lmao. “Here son.. keep things cozy.” 😂😂😂
Oct 22Reply
jtongue123
@brendajos @rubi2sdayz I didn’t think about cold. I always associate that with swimming 🤣🤣🤣
Oct 22Reply
brendajos
@jtongue123 I assumed the often cold water was to blame when swimming. Also, apparently there is a "real" condition called Winter Penis
Oct 22Reply
fancymsnancy
@amoc2001 @allthedogs🤣😂😅
Oct 22Reply
fancymsnancy
@allthedogs🤪🤣😂
Oct 22Reply
fancymsnancy
@allthedogs🤣😅😂
Oct 22Reply
amoc2001
@fancymsnancy Oh my god I'm dying!!!! @allthedogs do you need a wholesale order? luckily I live in Miami where shrinkage nunca es una problema! Wepppaaaaaa!
Oct 22Reply
amoc2001
@mdbrodney know any fellas up north who could use a "little" help??
Oct 22Reply
fancymsnancy
@california_gal
Oct 22Reply
allthedogs
@amoc2001 @fancymsnancy De-lightful! I laughed out loud! Would these be stocking stuffers? We’re “inching” towards winter here so I’m tempted. Thank you for this fun share. Imagine if I didn’t know these existed????
Oct 23Reply
fancymsnancy
@ladyjeta @neenguido @lasmada😂🤣😅🤪
Oct 23Reply
mdbrodney
@amoc2001 😂🤣🤣🤣 these are amazing
Oct 23Reply
amoc2001
@fancymsnancy @lasmada would only be interested in the third from the bottom. Colors and her don’t do well together 🤣
Oct 23Reply
brendajos
@seren_love Appreciate your consideration
Oct 23Reply
neens_boutique
@fancymsnancy Now I’ve seen it all 😂🤣🤪🤭
Oct 23Reply
brendajos
@suebascloset Please consider for HP!
Oct 30Reply
jojoindyfashion
roflmao 🤣
Nov 19Reply
gcupp55
that too funny, great for dirty Santa gift
Nov 29Reply
dressingaries
LOL! That's great!
Dec 09Reply
edgishop
How soon can you ship and what state do you ship from?
Dec 15Reply
brendajos
@edgishop Can ship tomorrow, from North Dakota
Dec 15Reply
laura2nis
Wondering if you make & sell the penis pot handle covers? (They slip onto existing cookware handles!) SO practical to reduce burns when cooking & lifting hot🔥pots!
Jan 09Reply
brendajos
@laura2nis I absolutely can!! was there a specific color you were interested in?
Jan 10Reply
laura2nis
@brendajos turquoise, gray, black?
Jan 10Reply
brendajos
@laura2nis finally got around to making the penis pot handlecovers. see other listing in my closet. thanks for the request!
Jan 29Reply
stephanieplasen
hi I want to purchase 4 of these can u give me a good bundle thank you i also love crochet bikini tops i have tons and want tons more thanks .
Feb 16Reply
brendajos
@stephanieplasen Hi, thanks for your interest in my handcrafted items. I will respond in a bundle message. Happy Poshing!
Feb 16Reply
stephanieplasen
@brendajos Thank you
Feb 16Reply
brendajos
@stephanieplasen Your very welcome, let me know if you would like me to create a bundle for you.
Feb 17Reply
stephanieplasen
@brendajos yes I need 4. i need black red light blue and orange Please.let me know if you make bikini tops or anything like tops i love everything crochet ... Thanks I appreciate it.
Feb 17Reply
stephanieplasen
hi I still havent recieved a bundle notice Im still very intrested .
Feb 17Reply
brendajos
@stephanieplasen Sorry for the delay, listed and added to your bundle now. I will ship the 4 specific colors you requested. Thank you much
Feb 17Reply
stephanieplasen
Hello i so need more one got confiscated from me lmao so can i order 4 more.
Mar 01Reply
brendajos
@stephanieplasen These can be hard to hold onto- 😅😅 I am happy to make you more!
Mar 01Reply
stephanieplasen
@brendajos yes please make me a bundle.
Mar 01Reply
brendajos
@stephanieplasen It will take me a couple days to make these, I will tag you on the bundle when they are ready. Thanks so much!
Mar 03Reply
amarylliswire
🤣 Brilliant!
Mar 04Reply
thatposhdude
Do you have the red and white one or Christmas ones? I’m 6”
May 07Reply
brendajos
@closetslanger I have a red and white. I can make pretty much any color, just let me know when you purchase what color(s) you want. If I don't have your choice currently made, it might take a couple days to make and ship. Thank you
May 07Reply
abc_simple
Congrats on your beautiful Host Pick item!!! 👏👍🤩Sharing with my followers and wishing you lots of sales & success!!🤑✅🌹
May 12Reply
davidpaul22
These are awesome
May 14Reply
brendajos
@davidpaul22 Thank you 😊
May 14Reply
sarah_bees_btq
@brendajos THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ON POSH!
Jun 18Reply
brendajos
@discountdiva91 here ya go!
Jun 19Reply
timmabate
those are neat I just wish I knew if it would fit
Jun 23Reply
brendajos
@timmabate I can make to specific measurements 🙂
Jun 23Reply
smileygirlcc
Hahaha I love this! Great idea! 💡
Jun 23Reply
girlmomma_5
@beachchick00
Jun 23Reply
belovedarts
Dying! I hope you have LOTS of sales!
Jul 14Reply
caplincreations
@discountdiva91
Jul 15Reply
jordansmith126
Oh my!! Genius 😄
Aug 12Reply
pekkle0016
@yourtune @countryclubvtg
Aug 21Reply
rbs_curvycloset
@kate081012
Aug 22Reply
brendajos
@a_mini_madness sent for the show, but understand if you dont want to run. thanks
Aug 23Reply
fabiana1075
@marina1608
Aug 25Reply
kira579318
Hilarious
Aug 29Reply
brendajos
@skylastorm
Aug 31Reply
girlmomma_5
@kimscloset66
Sep 01Reply
girlmomma_5
@natalym420
Sep 01Reply
natalym420
@girlmomma_4 lmao
Sep 01Reply
girlmomma_5
@kimscloset66
Sep 01Reply
kimscloset66
@cans66 @insta_n8 @masonmaty @evettewith_an_e @shanshan00 @michellezer @jenn713 @g3n3c1d3 @kate081012 @girlmomma_4 @mommavee47 @moetcristal @lorilouie @helpingwomen 🤣
Sep 01Reply
michellezer
@kimscloset66 omgawwwd
Sep 01Reply
kimscloset66
@michellezer 😅😅🤣
Sep 01Reply
evettewith_an_e
@kimscloset66 for Christmas! Stocking stuffers!
Sep 01Reply
kimscloset66
@evettewith_an_e 😅🤣 yes, the perfect mother in law gift
Sep 01Reply
jenn713
@kimscloset66 lol I think every man needs one for winter 🤣😂
Sep 01Reply
elliegroat
@kate081012
Sep 11Reply
kate081012
@tashabbyxx94
Sep 14Reply
gibbojl1
🤣🤣
Sep 16Reply
bigred2019
OMG are these for real I have never in my whole life ever heard of something like this this is hysterical and do guys really wear it?
Sep 16Reply
cherryposhible
DICK KNITS‼️
Sep 17Reply
cherryposhible
@bsanders_breeze
Sep 17Reply
rbs_curvycloset
you should make toy covers...dust cover if you will
Sep 17Reply
cherryposhible
@kimscloset66 schlong John’s! D!ck knits
Sep 20Reply
kate081012
@nehsha
Sep 20Reply
vanessa_bigv
😆😆😆😆😆
Sep 20Reply
solesoledef
😂😂😂
Sep 20Reply
kate081012
@mushroommomma
Sep 22Reply
patopcop
@brendajos
what is winter penis??
Sep 22Reply
brendajos
@patopcop look at the 10th pic in this listing for a brief description of winter penis. 😱😨😱😨
Sep 22Reply
patopcop
@brendajos
hmmmmm - shrinkage? 🤔
. . ....i see it now, sorry missed it - thank you and great skill and craftsmanship on your items 😉👍
Sep 23Reply
ejtriance
how do we send pics for accurate measurements ;) haha
Sep 24Reply
kate081012
@brandysantee
Sep 24Reply
kate081012
@brandysantee
Sep 24Reply
danny12h
@brightburst we need this in your show
Sep 24Reply
kate081012
@rbs_curvycloset
Oct 01Reply
bunnygoshop
I’m sure you’ve heard this 1 million times but this is too funny! I might have to come back and get one for my husband lol
Oct 18Reply
micdiccreative
I’d like to get three as gifts but don’t want to pay separate shipping on them all. can I do a bundle deal for three?
Oct 20Reply
brendajos
@micdiccreative yes, give me a minute and I will get that figured out. check for a bundle in a few minutes
Oct 20Reply
meganjenkins110
@brendajos please message me
Oct 23Reply
barnes_lady1
🎉🎊CONGRATULATIONS I have selected your listing as my Host Pick for the Posh Fall Lookbook Party!!! 🎉🎊
Oct 23Reply
brendajos
@barnes_lady1 Thank you for selecting my item! 💜💚💜💚
Oct 23Reply
brendajos
@meganjenkins110 commented in bundle. thanks
Oct 23Reply
fantastyfinds
@a_mini_madness wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oct 27Reply
melswilson
😂
Nov 04Reply
chenbyjoyce
😂😂😂This is hilarious!!
Nov 06Reply
underdog9000
My girlfriend was making these in Florida but she used the all stretch sports fabrics. She said strippers were constantly ordering these. Make sure to make them in Super-Sized... the older we get the more gravity takes effect especially on the schmack-in-sacs.
Nov 06Reply
underdog9000
Oh, she called hers "Dick Dongles"
Nov 06Reply
brendajos
@underdog9000 lol, I will have to check into this. Thank you!
Nov 06Reply
underdog9000
Pecker Pullover is another name
Nov 06Reply
underdog9000
Pecker Poncho
Nov 06Reply
seriouslycin
❤️❤️Check out this gorgeous host pick I’ve chosen for today’s Best in Jewelry and Accessories party! Congrats and happy poshing! 😘❤️❤️
Nov 06Reply
brendajos
@seriouslycin Thank you so much for selecting my item!!
Nov 06Reply
dont_f_w_telly
@hashley462
Nov 13Reply
kate081012
@shanshan00
Nov 23Reply
juliekattke
@ckatila @metamorphoasis 🤣
Dec 09Reply
juliekattke
Woohoo! ☕️❄️🧤I’ve selected this for a HOST PICK for the “COMFY & COZY” posh party right now! ☕️❄️🧤
You have a wonderful closet to shop through ~
Here’s to speedy sales and Happy Poshing! 🥳
Dec 09Reply
brendajos
@juliekattke thank you so much for choosing my items as Host Picks 💗💗💗
Dec 09Reply
ckatila
@juliekattke I love this 😂😂 It's perfect for the cozy and comfy theme
Dec 09Reply
metamorphoasis
@juliekattke omg I LOVE this 😆 I totally missed the party!!!
Dec 09Reply
malibuqt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dec 17Reply
jfone8
🍀🎉Congratulations I’m choosing Your Beautiful Listing as one of my top 💯 for All Bundled Up posh party 🎉🙌🥰🥳 Wishing you Many Sales🍀💵❤️🔥New PFFS 🎉🥳 and hope you have an amazing day! 🍀🎉🥳 STAY POSITIVE, WORK HARD, DREAM BIG, (BE)lieve in (YOU)rself, Be KIND to others, and ANYTHING is Possible 😎 GREATNESS takes Time! 🙌🍀 Happy Holidays 🎄🧑🎄🍀
Dec 18Reply
brendajos
@jfone8 Thank you for selecting my item!💜💚💜💚
Dec 18Reply
fashionwonders
🎉🎉🎉🌟❤️ Congratulations on your amazing All Bundled Up Posh Party Host Pick! Sharing with my followers and wishing you lots of happy sales! ❤️🌟🎉🎉🎉
Dec 18Reply
sharebear_griff
This is the best thing I’ve seen in 2023! lol 😂
Dec 18Reply
lamblittle1
how do I order 2 to save on shipping? I would like a red one and a dark blue one please
Dec 21Reply
sophiasam90
Congratulations! 🎉🍾 I’ve chosen your item as a Host Pick for tonight’s "Men’s Style Posh Party"! Wishing you speedy sales! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!🎄❤️💚❤️💚
Dec 23Reply
delmarvadesigns
🐝Congratulations on your host pick! I’m sharing with my followers~ wishing you speedy sales. @mtcloset88 is now @delmarvadesigns 🌻
Dec 23Reply
piebabyjohnson
this was the best thing that happened all day
Jan 01Reply
brendajos
@slockharthicks lol, thank you 😁
Jan 01Reply
arizonakelly
This listing and all the hilarious comments prove that Poshmark has a sense of humor after all! Thank you for the laugh! I love it!
Jan 01Reply
momdreamcloset
I have shared these with followers many times and all my friends! 😁 Still a #1 fan fave!!!! ❤️
Jan 05Reply
baricson
⭐️CONGRATULATIONS!⭐️I have selected this fabulous item as a HOST PICK for the 1/5/24 ❄️FITS BY THE FIRE🔥POSH PARTY.🎉Wishing you many sales.🛍️
Jan 06Reply
kate081012
@juliewhitcomb
Jan 27Reply
baricson
⭐️CONGRATULATIONS!⭐️I have selected this fabulous item as a💫HOST PICK💫for the 2/12/24❄️BEST IN BOUTIQUES🔥POSH PARTY.🎉Wishing you many sales.🛍️
Feb 13Reply
delmarvadesigns
🥳Congratulations on your host pick! I’m sharing with my followers ~ wishing you speedy sales. @mtcloset88 is now @delmarvadesigns🥳
Feb 13Reply
brendajos
@baricson thank you so much for selecting my item! yay!!!
Feb 13Reply
kate081012
@jijimarakate
Feb 17Reply
kate081012
@jijimarakate
Feb 17Reply
nellifabian
@dam847
Feb 17Reply
chazunit1721
I'd like to request two in a 'nude' color, for sunbathing at the beach. How do I place an order for a custom color?
Mar 06Reply
chazunit1721
That would be nude caucasion skin tone color.
Mar 06Reply
houseofwonderc
😍
Mar 19Reply
brendajos
@akkadia
Mar 29Reply
des24rob
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Apr 15Reply
cottagegifts
You should make some in sports team colors, like yellow & black for Steelers fans!
Apr 16Reply
brendajos
@cottagegifts I can make any color(s) as long as I can find the yarn!!
Apr 17Reply
vibelikesarah
Congratulations on being selected to host a posh party (I’m so jealous, it seems like so much fun)! I would love it if you could take a minute or two to look at my closet and see if there’s anything you would select for host pick, it would mean so much to me!💕✨ [Also, these penis sweaters are amazing. 😂😂]
Apr 18Reply
bpjaxnm
🎊🎉🎉Congratulations 🎊🎉🎉On been selected ✅to host on this amazing Party 🎊 🎊I’m joining you.. Please feel free to consider one item from my closet 🙏🌻🌻🌻.. 🦋🦋🦋Thank you… 🦋🦋🦋Let’s have fun 🎊🎊🎊selling,sharing and supporting each other in this amazing party🤩 Wishing you the best of sales🌸🌸🌸🌸I will be sharing items from your closet to my followers 👏👏👏🎊🎊🎊
Apr 18Reply
acelestialsoul
🥳Congrats on your Host 🏆 Pick in the 🥁🎺 party! Sharing to find you just the right buyer. 😊 Tricia
Apr 18Reply
missdanelle
OMG I'm dead
May 17Reply
poshnfr
Congratulations on hosting! I’d really appreciate if you could check out my closet for a host pick and share! :)
May 22Reply
q_beauty
Congrats on your hosting, please check my closet 🎈🎊🎈🎈
May 22Reply
txgratitude
Omg I love this. I will have to get one once the 125 degree of heat stops backing Texas.
Jun 18Reply
txgratitude
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️ CELEBRATING YOUR HOST PICK by sharing with my 156k+ followers. Wishing you speedy sales. 🏎️💰🇺🇸 Happy Poshing!!
Jun 18Reply
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