Wood Sign | I Am Your Parent

Hand-painted birch panel sign, constructed of a smooth solid wood cradle frame for strength and rigidity and a top quality birch face. Hand-sanded edges gives a weathered effect. Smooth, cradled back for easy hanging, or setting upright on tabletops, mantels, shelves, etc. I am your parent, not your friend. I will flip out on you, drive you crazy, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down whenever needed because I love you. You will never find another person who cares about you more than I do.