You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning -- Celia Rivenbark

<p>From the author of the bestselling classics <i>We're Just Like You</i>, <i>Only Prettier</i>, and <i>Bless Your Heart, Tramp</i>, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: <p/>- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate <p/>- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life <p/>- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering <p/>- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? <p/>- Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time <p/>- Airlines serving up one hot mess <p/>- Action figure Jesus <p/>- Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter <p/>- And much more <p/>Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, <i>You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning </i>is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.</p><br><br><b>Author:</b> Celia Rivenbark<br><b>Publisher:</b> St. Martins Press-3PL<br><b>Published:</b> 09/14/2010<br><b>Pages:</b> 256<br><b>Binding Type:</b> Paperback<br><b>Weight:</b> 0.52lbs<br><b>Size:</b> 8.24h x 6.54w x 0.68d<br><b>ISBN:</b> 9780312363024<br><p><b>About the Author</b><br><p><b>Celia Rivenbark</b> is the author of the award-winning bestsellers <i>Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp</i>; and<i> Belle Weather. We're Just Like You, Only Prettier</i> won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Bo