napoleon dynamite • authentic preston high school basketball jersey made in id

Authentic Preston High School Basketball Jersey - Straight From Napoleon Dynamite’s Hometown! “Just buy it, GOSH!” — Because this authentic Preston High School basketball jersey is too good to pass up! Thrifted from the very same store featured in Napoleon Dynamite (yep, that store in Preston, Idaho), this classic white and blue Preston Indians jersey is ready to let you dunk on everyone with your superior fashion game. Made from quality material in Boise, Idaho, this jersey is in flawless condition—no stains, no flaws, just pure Napoleon-approved excellence. Size: XL (Perfect for anyone who wants to look like they’ve got a “sweet jump shot”) Length: Approximately 32” Chest: Approximately 20” (No, it’s not for Pedro, but it’ll definitely work for you!) Perfect for if you want to play in tetherball or just chill and eat your dang quesadilla. Sorry, no pocket for your tots, but we’re sure Napoleon would’ve found a way to make it work. It will also help you run super fast if you ever encounter a liger or the Loch Ness monster (though no guarantees, just trust us). Quotes to inspire your purchase: • “You got skills? Yeah, well, I’ve got this jersey. You don’t.” • “You know, I could be throwing some sweet passes in this, but I’m too busy looking awesome.” • “This jersey is like the ultimate form of self-expression. GOSH!”