COPY - WHO stole my..."POSH!?"

I have no idea what that even means, but "HELLO," and thank you for the greetings! Yes, I am NEW, clueless to "POSH," and currently looking for my "POSH," have you seen him??? Someone stole my "POSH," it will be back at some point...Until then, stay tuned... OR...just make a decision and BUY ME ALREADY...You know you want to. You can't afford to and I get it, better luck next time & thanks for playing... ...AND to think...I just wanted some shorts...!