DIVORCE SALE!! MAKE OFFERS! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!

DIVORCE SALE!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO OR ITS GETTING DONATED!! I HAVE TO GET RID OF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO LIGHTEN MY LOAD!! YOU WILL ALSO BE GREATLY HELPING MY MOVING EXPENSES! MAKE OFFERS ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!! BUY TODAY, SUNDAY THE 15TH, SHIPS TOMORROW! AFTER THAT I WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE A LOT WITH ME SO I NEED TO DOWNSIZE!! CONSIDERING AND ACCEPTING ALL OFFERS (within reason, please don't ask for a $100 dress for $5!) THANK YOUR FOR HELPING ME START MY NEW LIFE!! MAKE ME OFFERS!!