Faux Fur Earmuffs!

Earmuffs!! :D I live in California...enough said. Now let me tell you, these may look like regular earmuffs, (whisper voice now) but they're not (whisper voice gone). Once you put these on, your ears will become invisible! You'll walk around and no one will know that you have a pair of ears. Hidden from the crowds, you'll seem earless; all while still having a pair of fully (or maybe not so fully) functional ears. You mustn't tell the masses. Ssshhhh 🙊👀😶😷🚫👂👂