Me: I think I'm going to try and sell these on Poshmark. Wife: I thought you only knew how to buy stuff on there. Me: :/. But challenge accepted! OK, so here's the story. I needed 250 miles to stay at a certain level on a certain airline #TravelSnob, so I bought 2 pairs of Lululemon pants at full retail price ($128/pair, which is a family rule violation) through their shopping site to get the miles and keep my status. Only problem: I ordered 36x32 pants, but they actually measure out at around 35x31 and are just too short for me (and yes, I've tried to show the measurements in the photos to best reflect this). The pants are in EUC (an acronym I learned on this site), with a little wear on the front button, somehow (I wore them like twice; tag is still on them). Anyway, here's to finding them a new happy home for a dude that fits them better than I do. They're navy blue in color.