MAKE 👏🏻 ME 👏🏻 SOME 👏🏻 OFFERS 👏🏻

Love the item but not the price? Make me an offer I can’t refuse! Bundle your likes for a further discount! I’ll entertain any offer put on the table (within reason obviously, means no less than 50% off the listing price)! Just like our congressmen and used cars, I CAN BE BOUGHT! This may sound like a bad infomercial but I promise it’s NOT! 😚😚