Meet your Posher, Ian

My name isn't actually Jack, it's Ian. I like British couture, Dior and Hugo Boss suits, Versace eyewear, SB Dunk Lows and Foy 306's, Italian made Johnston & Murphy shoes, the color pink, and weird people. I have kittens and daughters and everyone in my life who has been formative or important has been a woman/girl. I collect Sanrio and weapons. Not mall ninja weapons; Alabama accent weapons. I hate mice and monkies. I'd always rather be lounging.