Meet your Posher, Zach

Hi!. I LOVE JEANS, the more destroyed the better. I am almost helpless to blue jeans that look like they have dirt on them. PLEASE LIST LEG OPENING MEASUREMENTS IN DESCRIPTION. Some of my favorite brands are Affliction, Rock Revival, and Tripp nyc. Heavy metal is more than music, it's a way of life, being a good person, finding comfort in the darkness and feeling good while looking morbid. Thanks for stopping by! My wants... MY WANTED LIST ( Jeans ) Destroyed, distressed, bleached, patched up, oil stained, sand blasted, acid wash, stone washing, extra zippers, exposed tears ect... I usually only buy STRETCHY jeans as they are the best thing since the internet IMHO but do make exceptions mens size: 28-31 waist ( slim not skinny, ) jeans that don't choke but jeans that can't be mistaken for a skater from the 00's inseam 28-34 ( 34 are long but if the jeans rule I will deal. 30 inseam BEST case scenario) LEG OPENINGS at LEAST 6.5 inches and at MOST 8.5 inches I will NOT be able to pay over $80 for jeans, I'm addicted to jeans and have to set limits on myself lol brands that rule: Affliction ( 2014 or later). Rock revival ( but hate most of the dumbass pockets), Salvage, big star, R.sole, Craig Jordan ( has to be under 30 waist as they run big), Cult of individuality ( never had a pair but am going to acquire one soon ), Tripp ( Not skinny ), bke, THANKS MUCH, if you have jeans like these, LETS TALK