I say to you, dear Punks and Goths, isn’t piercings, pegged pants, leather pants, 10lbs of chain, and hours spent with Murray’s Hair wax for the perfectly coiffed GBH spikes or crates of Aqua Net Super Hold for that absolute teased perfection of hair for Rozz Williams to count you among st the Damned, enough pain, suffering, and discomfort. More you say? But why, my finger flipping lovelies, when you can have the best, rarest and most coveted of creepers; a love child of George Cox & Dr. Martin’s in Black Leather creepers with the comfort of air cushioned souls size EU 43, UK 9.5, US 10,.5 to 11 to show your feet a shred of kindness. Why?! Because comfortable feet means hours more fun sewing the seeds of anarchy throughout the Capitalist “Democracy” or waiting ashen faced through a whole pack of cloves reading Baudelaire at the local cemetery gates for the latest Sisters of Mercy album. Why, it may indeed happen and besides just because we wear black on the outside is because black is how we feel on the inside does not translate to mean that our Desperate Hell can’t be more comfortable. Lest we forget, we all are Reagan’s Youth. We made it past 30, trickle down economics Reagan’ and Thatcher’s fingers scratching their fingers on nuclear button. Therefore, celebrate! Nothing says you made it past the neutron bomb and could again, this time in comfort, quite like these beautiful late 80s iconic footwear.